So I’m riding around on the back of this rockin’ space unicorn, puncturing stars with the unicorn’s rockin’ space horn, collecting all the space crystals that come falling out like beautiful diamonds and generally having a pretty sweet time in zero gravity when then this evil wizard materializes in front of us. A massive bit of space tumbleweed goes floating past. To be honest, it’s a pretty ominous moment. The space wizard is like ‘give me all your space crystals,’ and I’m all like ‘get your own space crystals man,’ because my personal philosophy is that people should earn the space crystals they get, not go around stealing them illegally. For a moment I think we’re in trouble. The evil wizard’s face goes all red, like he’s really angry or something. But then I realize he’s not angry, he’s just in space without a helmet, slowly suffocating to death.