@kenlowery: *batman voice* Do you want to talk to the hottest singles in your area for only $3.99 a minute
@kenlowery: (I guess “hottest singles in your area” is my new go-to for jokes framed as questions.)
@BenPaddon: “WHERE ARE THEY?? WHERE ARE THE HOT SINGLES?? WHERE ARE THEY?!!”
@kenlowery: *bane voice* first you will watch gotham tear itself apart, then i will allow you to talk to the hottest singles in your area
@tombness: CW: You don’t owe these people any more! You’ve given them everything! BM: Not everything. Not the hottest singles in your area.
It… it’s been a long day.