1st October 2012

Source: exceedinglyemily

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exceedinglyemily:

oh my god our neighbor is out on her back porch bringing her furniture inside and her husband came out and was like “HONEY YOU ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT, STOP BEING SUCH A WOMAN”

and she went “YOUR PENIS DOES NOT LET YOU INVALIDATE MY WORK. I PACK BETTER THAN YOU. GO INSIDE AND MAKE ME A MARGARITA.”

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