"I am not getting stabbed in the name of science."

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WHAT IF AUCaptain America: The Winter Soldier, role swap (Sharon, Steve, Bucky, Natasha)

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closetrituals:

How are you even real

closetrituals:

How are you even real

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mimbeau:

Walter Carone
Brigitte Bardot - Paris 1951

mimbeau:

Walter Carone

Brigitte Bardot - Paris 1951

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Tags: ladies!

cryurname:

I think you’re sleeping with a friend of mine
I have no proof, but I think that I’m right
And you’ve still got the most beautiful face
It just makes me sad most of the time

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Tags: oh hai ladies!

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

Reblogged from Rory Gilmore Sex Boat
Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”
The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)
Tags: ladies!

miladyofwinterfell:

Fangirl Challenge ● Female Characters [6/50] → Inara Serra

"So, would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? "

Kat Dennings photographed by Paolo Pellegrin, 2008
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doctor who meme: nine scenes [6/9]

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