Important intelligence analysis

melannen:

Headcanon: Abed only got his job at SHIELD as a spousal benefit when they recruited Troy for their gadgets division

Evidence, incontrovertible: When everything else in Fury’s car was broken, what was still 100% operational? THE AIR CONDITIONING.

Bunny, related: Abed meets Sam while visiting Troy in the hospital and explains to him, scene by scene, why he is definitely the lead in a romcom, not the sidekick in an action movie.

Reblogged from um. hi.

Why do you think women identify with the show as strongly as they do?

Reblogged from #almostpunkbutnope
fozmeadows:

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

fozmeadows:

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Reblogged from um. hi.

the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle

  • Howl: STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE
  • Sophie: NEVER
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lamapalooza:

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

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johnnysnotmyname:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

OK hold up that is literally a false cognate and the idea of it being weakness does have a slightly separate etymology but the general rule of thumb of the western episteme is that a word holds cultural currency for known definition, not syntactic origin, so whatever it may have sprung from, white boys aren’t calling each other pusillanimous cads.

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penroseparticle:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

10/10 would watch 1000 times

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starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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notacentaur:

leupagus:

sashayed:

 

THIS IS BASICALLY HAMLET

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

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apriki:

some ppl askin me bout my thoughts on this whole hp mess but i pretty much said it all on twitter lmao

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That’s my drink, Milo. I love Milo. I don’t even know what that shit is. It’s like dirt with sugar. What the fuck is this shit? It’s like chocolate sand in a can. I used it eat it all. Dad used to get the shits ‘cos I used to eat it all. He’d go “Hey garbage guts. Two spoonfuls of Milo in the milk”. I’m thinking “Milk? What are you doing? That’s gonna fuck the Milo up”.
— Carl Barron, with the most accurate description of Milo I have ever heard. (via t-bumblr)
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It’s really good to have that confidence as an artist, and have this material support. You can’t support marginalized artists only through singular acts of recognition or through praise. You have to give them jobs, you have to reform their day-to-day systematic existence, you have to make it worthwhile and healthy to be them. Money is a concrete thing that is very helpful to marginalized artists. Rent and food and clothing - these are all concrete needs.

Porpentine (via maxistentialist)

Every time I think about the idea that just popularity or word of mouth or social media cheerleading somehow transmutes into material support for an artist or a class of artists, I come back to Meredith Gran’s quote about women in comics from a few years back: “Pay them. No, seriously. Pay them with money.

(via brendanadkins)

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manticoreimaginary:

For a brief stretch in London, I talked only to a phrenology bust I kept in my study. I named him Angus. Wasn’t the same.

#SHERLOCK/DECENCY MIGHT BE MY ELEMENTARY OTP

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salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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